things my kids say

1.
SW- "HS marked a red dot on my nose!"
HS- "Well I couldnt tell if he said yes or no"

2.
CS- "Can we pray for my grandpa?"
Me: "Sure, whats wrong?"
CS- "he got a bandaid on his lip"

3.
KK- "My dad likes to row the bawn"
Me: "DO you mean "mow the lawn?"
KK- "OHHHH....thats what he keeps saying! I know what that means!

4.
EK: Dear Mommy and Daddy, I hope you are a light to your friends. I hope your heart will be filled with joy when the whole family knows Jesus. I love you more than I love butterflies! You and Jesus make my heart warm!


4.
Me: "NS, why do you still have your backpack on? We are on the playground?"
NS: "ITs not a backpack, its my JET PACK!!!!!! zzzzzoooommmmmmm

5.
Me: "How do you feel when you are sick?"
JA:- "I feel obnoxious"
Me: "obnoxious?"
GD: "I think he means nauseus."
JA: "Oh yeah, thats it."

6.
RG- "Once, i didnt obey my mom, so i got a pop.....from Pop."

7.
After 20 minutes or writing time to write about Jesus...
Me: "SW, why is your page still blank?"
SW: "I didnt write anything becaus emy page is clean and pure like Jesus."